My genius cannot be contained in merely one mortal form as you will see. In this masterfully executed video, I team up with myself to more accurately shove my knowledge on how to properly varnish a painting into that lump that sits three feet above your ass. In addition, my boundless generosity prompted me to inform you on how to clean your brush after the varnishing process. Varnish is different than oil. Ergo it must be cleaned with different solvents. Never be discouraged my dear peasants. Life is hard and painting can be harder, but with my help, we can look painting in the eye and say “SUCK IT.” Again, I don’t expect anyone to really read this so I’m pretty much writing a bunch of crap that doesn’t make sense.