My dear peasants. Allow me to wish you the first of what I hope will be many Merry Christmas’s’s’s together. I took some time away from my massively busy schedule so I could mold this video into a masterpiece of artistic genius in order to make you all smarter than you currently are. I do this because I care.

For those of you who don’t know, I am a master oil painter genius and this is just another oil still life painting I have executed with perfection while exerting no effort whatsoever. Please feel free to join me so you too can become an intellectual giant like me in order that you can look down upon everyone else like I do.

As in all my descriptions, I estimate that probably less than 1% actually read this which is most likely a good thing. If you are that 1%, thank you for being my friend and I hope you learned something while getting a laugh. Merry Christmas!!!