Oil painting is a highly intellectual art that only the most superior of our race are able to perform properly. My friends, do not be afraid. I know this little world of art can be scary but I am here to educate you to the fullest and equip you with greatness by slaying your artistic enemies.

This skull still life painting was done in 4 hours but it will last throughout the ages and I have no doubt it will change the way civil society will forever think about art. If you are still reading at this point, I have to be honest and say I didn’t expect anyone to read past the word “oil” so I will take this opportunity to trail off….